we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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