The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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