So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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