okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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