fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize