who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Is it penis luge time yet?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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