I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I've blown a few things in my day
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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