she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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