Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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