as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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