that's an acceptable place to lick
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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