Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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