im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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