Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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