Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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