I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
