I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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