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you traded sex for a burrito?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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