Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My liver just had a heart attack.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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