So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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