69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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