i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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