direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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