what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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