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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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