I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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