no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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