Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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