and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
