Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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