Got a toothbrush?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
you never un-have a 4some
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
