i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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