summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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