i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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