Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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