names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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