You're completely useless in the revolution.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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