We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You ate ashes out of my bong
Randomize
