Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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