Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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