if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
