Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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