if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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