batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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