i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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