real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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