youre lurking in front of me
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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