hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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