At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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