The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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