Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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