I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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