she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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