brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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