butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize