Kareoke will never be a sober sport
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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