I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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