I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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